Costumer Support.
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pekelekeTitle: Customer Support.
Rating : G
Author: pekeleke
Word Count: 100
Challenge: Written for snape100's Challenge 535: Snape and the Quick-Quotes Quill.
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: Don't own these characters. No money is being made out of this work.
Summary: Severus Snape doesn't particularly excel at customer support. Luckily for him, he doesn't have to.
Customer Support.
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“To the aptly-named Mrs. Dumbskull: I specialize in brewing rare and difficult elixirs. I can't fathom why you believe the Pepper-Up potion to be either of those things, but let me assure you that I. Don't. Supply. OWL-Level. Brews.
"I'm redirecting your order to Slugs&Jiggers, since they delight in fleecing anyone lazy enough to dismiss the valuable skills I personally taught at Hogwarts. Blah-di-blah, Severus Snape.”
“You'll lose all your customers, if you treat them like that.” Harry commented, watching Severus sign the rude letter he'd dictated.
Severus smirked, looking playful and unconcerned:
“That's why I use a Quick-Quotes-Quill, Harry.”
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Date: 2014-05-22 06:35 pm (UTC)lovely as always!
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Date: 2014-05-24 02:22 am (UTC)I'm thrilled that you found this drabble so lovely, fallconsmate. Thanks, as always, for this smile-inducing comment. :)
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Date: 2014-06-13 11:23 pm (UTC)I'm thrilled that you enjoyed it, agnes. Thanks so much for taking the time to both read and review. :)
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Date: 2014-06-16 09:47 pm (UTC)hugs,
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Date: 2014-06-19 12:31 pm (UTC)Hugs
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